Pacemaker Interference From People Who Stop Watches
- by makahadan
- 2017-08-28 16:04:57
- Interferences
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So....just connected via phone with a girlfriend from long ago. She wants to visit and
having heard I have a pacemaker, wanted to know.....since she's one of those people on whom every watch she ever tries to wear stops within minutes.........is it possible she'd influence my pacemaker if she put her head on my chest?
I've read sites with people with this issue, and the cause is not clear, but there seem to be lots of theories about some people's bio-systems having an electro=magnetic effect.
3 Comments
Girl that stops watches
by TAC - 2017-08-28 18:59:02
Never read in serious scientific publications anything about people that stop watches. Who knows, perhaps her presence will recharge your sexual batteries. Stop worrying and let her visit you.
Interference from Electro-Magnetic Fields
by makahadan - 2017-08-28 19:41:35
Yes, Real Patch, I'd thought of the same joke.
Now, Re Aluminum Foil.....
if you think electromagnetic field issues are all Tin Foil Hat wearers, you might checkout wirelesseducationaction.org which has a link to over 600 scientific studies (unless you're a Trumpkin, and anything you don't wish to believe is Fake News) showing biological effects of emf.
You know you're wired when...
The dogs invisible fence prevents you from leaving the backyard.
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I have an ICD which is both a pacer/defib. I have no problems with mine and it has saved my life.
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by The real Patch - 2017-08-28 17:02:55
I went on a blind date with a woman ugly enough to stop a clock once, but it didn't affect my defibrillator. Wrap yourself in aluminum foil to repel the magnetic field, just in case