What a diagnosis

I just got a piece of junk mail offering me a chance in a drawing for a fee cremation! Does someone know something I don't know?

10 Comments

SPOOKY!!!

by Rewiredaussiegirl - 2008-02-06 07:02:00

Hi Frank,
Just watch out when you cross the road today.
If you get through the day-GO BUY a Lottery Ticket!!
Good luck and lets know if you survive the day!!

Cheers-and do take care,Kay.

You are getting up there!!!

by bowlrbob - 2008-02-06 07:02:04

You just look like a guy who might be able to use that prize. Opp's So do I. Maybe you ought to send that to me. Bowlrbob

They don't know!

by boatman50 - 2008-02-06 07:02:38

They obviously don't know that you have a pacemaker and will be living for many years to come! I get them all the time also, even before the pm.

oh boy

by jessie - 2008-02-06 07:02:44

they do anything these days to make a buck even stopping to ripping off senior's lol well what can i say frank. hang in there and don't let the losers get to you lol jessie

Do You Have a Guidant?

by ted - 2008-02-06 09:02:54

Maybe our friends at Guidant are sending this to those of us that were unfortunate enough to have received a Guidant pacemaker or ICD?

Unbelievable

by ela-girl - 2008-02-06 09:02:57

Wow. That's tacky! But I'm with Kay...

ela-girl

Pacemaker in my ashes

by ElectricFrank - 2008-02-07 01:02:46

I wonder if the pacer will keep my ashes jumping at least until the battery gives up.

Wow

by OIMAPRINCESS2477 - 2008-02-07 07:02:28

Well I see where your coming from. The funeral homes call people around here everyday to try and get them to buy plots at their funeral homes. I have had to threaten the ones here with a harassment lawsuit if they didn't stop calling.

Britt

Shocking!

by cottontop - 2008-02-07 09:02:41

I have received more junk mail and telemarketing calls in my 50 yrs. but never have I heard of such a thing. Funeral homes do that also? I would freak out just to get one in the mail. What will they think of next?

Amy

meaningless

by PreciousDays - 2008-02-08 10:02:15

I work in a nursing / rehab facility. Our patients get that crap - unsolicited - all the time. - (even the ones who are completely unresponsive, and whose families have prepaid for whatever eternal arrangements they want years ago.......) - Then again if you have the recalled leads maybe the rest of us should keep an eye on our mailboxes too. :-) PD

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