Anyone know the answers to these questions?

First let me explain I am 44, And I died on 12/04/07 during a routine EP study.They had to use the real defibrilators next to the table to start me up again. [true story]

The nurse asked what was it like being dead. I said, " All I remembered was total blackness,and I was arguing with someone, I couldn't remember if it was God explaning that I was not welcome up there because I would cause too much trouble, or Satan explaining I was not welcome there either because he was afraid I'd take his job." [ true story]

Anyway, the next day I found a label on me that said " Batteries Required ". Since implantation I have started to question everything around me more, like I'm looking thru a new set of eyes. Anyway, These are a couple of questions for you more knowledgeable battery buddies of mine.

1. When I got married, our vows said till death do us part.
I died , am I still married???

2. Zombie means reanimated dead person..Does anyone have the newest cooking for zombies cookbook yet??

Just having fun.......

4 Comments

Dying

by boatman50 - 2008-06-04 01:06:47

I flatlined for 26 seconds in the hospital and thats why I have my pm. When I passed out it was very peaceful and quick, like turning out the lights. I don't think we are actually dead until there are no brain waves. I also look at things with new eyes and enjoy every day that is given, taking nothing for granted.
Best of luck, Boatman

Answers

by Nim Rod - 2008-06-04 04:06:08

Hey Cory,

On your question "am I still married" I suggest that you ask your spouse. If the two of you agree that you are not still married by virtue of the verifiable fact that you died I think that would settle it. Of course if your spouse tells you that you no longer have any assets because you died I doubt that you could argue very much.

As for the Zombie cook book, they sell those at Walmarts. Go to the book department and ask for one as they do not have them on display. We have two at our house. Got the first one about 25 years ago - Walmart was really small then - the latest just last year. The newer one has the better recipes.

NR

jokes

by ccmoore - 2008-06-04 04:06:27

coryi711 - you should cut and paste some of these one liners to the jokes section. These are funny and there hasn't been any jokes posted lately.

Doctors are intimidating.
I think that it is the white coat.
Should they be wearing the same uniform as a butcher?

Stolen from Rita Rudder.

Charlie

te he lol lol

by pacergirl - 2008-06-05 12:06:52

Hello coryi711,
I was just on me way to bed when I spied your post.... my goodness you are amazing. To be able to laugh at all the happenings with your heart. I think it is just fantastic! I laugh all the time about it all.
At first I did have a few problems and then I realized I not dead yet so may as well make the best of the situation an live life to the fullest! So far so great.
" Batteries Required " So very true and so very funny.
Thank you for sharing,
Pacergirl

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